January 2012
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NY Times: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
NY Times: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
NY Times: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion? I don’t play poker on the Internet, either.
back to school means back to sleeping early so as to getting up early… 11pm? that’s like two whole hours past my bedtime!
goodnight internet
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Dear Shoe,
It’s endearing that you have started referring to the Northeastern part of the nation as ‘Yank Town’…
That being said, referring to any part of Massachusetts as ‘Yankee’ is akin to calling Texas a ‘larger Oklahoma’. In other words: heads will roll.
Massholes? Fine.
Elitist New England Pricks? Of course we are.
Hoity Toity Massachusetts? Perfectly...
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thiskingdombythesea liked your post: The following is of little importance and I would…
This post was somewhat inspired by your post about the friend you ran into today.
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The following is of little importance and I would totally understand if nobody reads it.
This former friend and I… we don’t speak. I no longer go anywhere that she would be. I stopped going to the place where she works. If people want to meet up somewhere I will only go if it isn’t at that particular bar/restaurant. Yet we remain Facebook ‘friends’ although neither...
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As a responsible liberal I am seriously considering pushing a ton of support toward Newt Gingrich…
HEAR ME OUT!!!
If Mitt wins the nomination there will be an honest-to-goodness presidential race and, through trickery and lies, I could see Romney winning in the end…
That being said if Newt wins the nomination Obama will CRUSH him in the election.
Therefore I urge all liberals with...
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SOPA 'n Salad →
Click it.
Read it.
Laugh.
Pass it on.
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tauts
ghnfennn:
i saw this little girl on the train the other day finish one lemony snicket book and give the last page the hairy eyeball before snapping it shut and reaching in her backpack for the next one.
Evidence of children enjoying reading brings a smile to my face every time
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So I’ve decided that if I like something on the internet and there is a share with Google+ button then that is what I will do.
I don’t really use the G-Spot as much as I probably would if I got rid of Tumblr and Facebook but this new resolution will at least allow me to keep posting there thus insuring that I remain remotely relevant in an underappreciated social networking...
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Listen
Listen
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woothesaloon:
Answering Peter’s question about...
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thelarch:
Vanessa learned me the meaning and usage of the phrase ‘learned me’…
This message is being placed in my tumbliewumbliethingie for posterity purposes as the source video will be long gone by morning.
I’d just like to throw out there that I actually say “taught” unless I’m talking about my Granny Smith.
AHHHHH!!! Granny Smith!!!!!
LIKE THE...
Vanessa learned me the meaning and usage of the phrase ‘learned me’…
This message is being placed in my tumbliewumbliethingie for posterity purposes as the source video will be long gone by morning.
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There is never ever ever going to be a moment in my life where I admit that ‘this dish would be so much better if I add capers’…
Ditto raisins.
Dear Internet Fact-Checkers,
I realize that you are an endangered species… Have you gone extinct altogether?!?!?!?
As my old Magic 9 Ball used to tell me: Signs Point To Maybe
Yours truly,
p
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You Guys Have To See This!!!
It’s a man being hit by a train… and surviving! This is CRAZY!!!
Linkity-Link-Link-Link…
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sweetbabushka replied to your post: All You People And Your Romantical New Years’…
:c
I was just being cheeky… Turn that ‘colon c’ into a ‘semicolon close parentheses’!
All You People And Your Romantical New Years'...
I spent mine waiting for midnight so I could text two people and then watched some American Restoration and downloaded books.
…NYE this year: not so fantastic
Happy New Year!
…now I can go back to watching trashy television and sipping on some vanilla coke
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Obligatory Tumblr Related Resolution...
This year I intend to post more…
My posts will, hopefully, be quality…
I intend to return to my tumblr roots and give my followers a reason not to unfollow me…
Perhaps I will bring back the audio mini-spams…
Perhaps I will bring back call-in posts…
Perhaps I will stop using ellipses…
…….NEVER!
Happy New Years, Tumblr!
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doctorjack replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: veronicles joolsandnigel …
Just happy to be part of a winning tic tac toe game with team hat.
My name is Peter and I support this message…
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thiskingdombythesea replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: veronicles joolsandnigel …
ah! I’m a peasant amongst kings!!! still, always so honored when you mention little o’ me in something like this. You have yourself a great new year!!!!
You as well! Tip a gin and tonic back for me this evening and make sure to walk into work tomorrow morning with your (slightly aching) head held high!!!