June 2012
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May 2012
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My favorite band broke up today.
You could say that they broke up long before today but it was made official today.
Bah.
Thanks for the good times and great memories Gener and Deaner…
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My friend Lesley is a photographer who holds group...
Lesley: Oh, last minute model cancellations. Why am I even surprised anymore? Ladies, I could use another model (or two, possibly) for the Group Shoot today. Who's available?
Me: It's a shame about your sexist practices... I'm totally free today!
Lesley: Sorry Peter! If only you were a pretty lady!
Me: ...sexist
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Sometimes I have to remind myself that just because we both follow each other on Tumblr does not necessarily make us actual friends.
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What do you mean ‘finish working on an exam which is due in 8 hours’ doesn’t mean ‘organize your music collection and make sure every single mp3 tag is accurate’???
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The Secret To Pulling An All-Nighter For School:
Parliament-Funkadelc
Dear Philosophy Final,
I realize that you are due in 11 hours.
I realize that I should have started you last week.
What say we compromise? I wrote a pretty awesometown essay for question 3 on Nietzsche’s overman vs. the last man. Like… this shit is publishable, y’know?
Therefore, Philosophy Final, you should be a little lenient on me and magically explain what exactly you need me to write about in...
uninspiredmind asked: does the larch have anything to do with monty python?
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I totally just served Veronica a Tecate in an extremely gaudy margarita glass…
CINCO DE MAYO!
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After hearing a particularly swell song on the...
V: The Statesmen... The Statesmen
P: What are you saying?
V: I'm just repeating the name of the band so I don't forget it.
P: Oh, you'll forget.
V: ...You know what I love most about you? You have such high faith in me.
P: It's not just you, it's in general. I don't have faith in anyone!
V: I think Bob Dylan wrote a song about you.
P: What's it called?
V: Positively 4th Street,maybe?
P: See I thought George Michael wrote a song about me.
V: "You gotta have faith"?
P: No, "I want your sex".
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April 2012
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OBLIGATORY DRAFT DAY POST
I kind of want New Orleans to be all:
“You know what… fuck it. We’re not picking anyone with our 26th pick in the 3rd round (89th overall). Instead we are going to take the money we would pay an up-and-comer and give it to Drew Brees.”
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ali-katt:
I’ve run out of things to distract me from writing this paper I have no more excuses it just needs to happen right now.
Preach it, Sister!
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One of my former housemates is opening for Ludacris tonight…
That shit is cray yo!
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Seriously though it’s two of my favorite things in one!
PRINCE!
COMIC BOOKS!
…shit don’t get better than that!
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Staying Inside For The Evening. Not Gonna See...
…Apply Deodorant Anyway
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BOTH OF YOU SHOULD AIM BETTER!
shoebian:
shoebian:
ali-katt:
shoebian liked your photo: These shoes make me so tall. (Taken with…
I MISS YOU
AND I MISS YOU!
WHAT THE HELL PETER? I have perfect aim. …. wait…. did you mean aim HIGHER? If you did, then… I win this round.
No. I meant aim better. Both of you missed the other… Improve your aim and next time you won’t miss…
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BOTH OF YOU SHOULD AIM BETTER!
shoebian:
ali-katt:
shoebian liked your photo: These shoes make me so tall. (Taken with…
I MISS YOU
AND I MISS YOU!
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