This year I intend to post more…
My posts will, hopefully, be quality…
I intend to return to my tumblr roots and give my followers a reason not to unfollow me…
Perhaps I will bring back the audio mini-spams…
Perhaps I will bring back call-in posts…
Perhaps I will stop using ellipses…
…….NEVER!
Happy New Years, Tumblr!
anyone else notice that line of cocaine on top of the radar image —————————————————————————————>
We’re testing something! If you leave your Tumblr Dashboard open, it will now notify you when something new has been posted by someone you’re following. Please let us know what you think!
Please let me post links into ask boxes of people who I am following and who are following me. I promise to only post links while leaving ask thingies in a non-anonymous way.
It just makes life easier…
ALSO!
Allow me to parse my message with the enter key again. I hate gigantic blocks of text!
Thanks.
-p
sometimes i like to unheart something just so i can heart it again
Well… Actually… It’s a regular vacation. But while I am away I will not be on Tumblr.
Don’t worry though: it’s not like I really post much anyhow. Just don’t be surprised if I don’t ‘heart your crap’ for a little over a week…
I got boats to take and ports to visit!
…knowing full well that, even though you agree with what is being said, you refuse to actually reblog said statement on sheer principle…
- Post something absolutely brilliant
- Refresh for 5 minutes
- Keep hoping to see “_____________ liked your post: Title Of Post Which I Thought Would Get A Gazillion Notes On”
- Not see anything of the sort
- Repeat process feeling slightly more dejected with each refresh
- Finally give up refreshing vowing never to share any more brilliant posts with those ungrateful fucks who supposedly follow you…….
- Repeat process ad nauseum
For me it was the Golden Girls theme song…
People *STILL* reblog it and I posted it over a year ago!
In keeping with the trend I am offering up my askhole to you all. So put one of the following numbers there and I will act accordingly!
1 - I will simply delete your message.
2 - I will take the time to read your message twice before deciding to delete it.
3 - I will devote exactly seven seconds to wondering who exactly you are before deleting your message.
4 - I will give my computer screen a look of disgust before deleting your message.
5 - I will roll my eyes before deleting your message.
6 - I will delete your message and then pretend that it was a mistake and loudly exclaim ‘Oops! I meant to keep that one!’.
7 - I will attempt to reply to your message but, being unable to come up with something witty to send your way, I will instead delete your message and pretend it never existed.
8 - I will NOT delete your message immediately but instead I will leave it in my box for no less than 3 days… After which I may choose to respond.
9 - I will forward your message verbatim to a random Tumblr that I follow before deleting it.
10 - Really? Number 10? I’ll verbally berate you for choosing such a lame number… Then I will delete your message
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
…suddenly I have another influx of spambot/phishing/most definitely fake tumblrs following me. I may have accidentally clicked on one of them because their tumblr name sounded like someone else’s. If I send you unsolicited thingamabobs and whosits then I sincerely apologize…
Also: did you know that thingamabob is an actual recognized word as far as spellcheck is concerned yet spellcheck isn’t? Weird huh?
- Post something absolutely brilliant
- Refresh for 5 minutes
- Keep hoping to see “_____________ liked your post: Title Of Post Which I Thought Would Get A Gazillion Notes On”
- Not see anything of the sort
- Repeat process feeling slightly more dejected with each refresh
- Finally give up refreshing vowing never to share any more brilliant posts with those ungrateful fucks who supposedly follow you…….
- Repeat process ad nauseum
I tried to reblog it but couldn’t. So I copypasted it.
I wrote this on December 21st. My page is showing that it has 0 notes… That’s odd as it was one of the more popular posts I have written.
My apologies for the boredom inspired dash spam. I’ll try to keep it in check in the future…
…again
